The Amazing Spider Tank

The Amazing Spider Tank
Spider-Tank, Spider-Tank. Does whatever a Spider-Tank does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a tank. Look out! He is a Spider-Tank!

Friday, December 23, 2016

Epic Marvin the Red-Horned Minotaur

You know Trampler and Charger and Stomper and Horny,
Bison and Leather and Pounder and Clovey,
But do you recall
The most famous Minotaur of all?

Marvin the Red-Horned Reindeer
Had a very shiny horn 
And if you ever saw it 
Your body surely soon'd be torn 

All of the other Minotaurs
Used to laugh and call him names 
They never let poor Marvin
Join in any Minotaur games

Then one dreary Christmas Eve, 
Draka came to say
"Marvin with your horn so bright
Won't you lead my raid tonight?"

Then how the Minotaurs loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Marvin the Red-Horned Minotaur
You'll go down in history!"

Of course we all know how that ended:

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