You know Trampler and Charger and Stomper and Horny,
Bison and Leather and Pounder and Clovey,
But do you recall
The most famous Minotaur of all?
Marvin the Red-Horned Reindeer
Had a very shiny horn
And if you ever saw it
Your body surely soon'd be torn
All of the other Minotaurs
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Marvin
Join in any Minotaur games
Then one dreary Christmas Eve,
Draka came to say
"Marvin with your horn so bright
Won't you lead my raid tonight?"
Then how the Minotaurs loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Marvin the Red-Horned Minotaur
You'll go down in history!"
Of course we all know how that ended: http://amazingspidertank.blogspot.com/2016/12/epic-twas-night-before-christmas.html