The Amazing Spider Tank
Spider-Tank, Spider-Tank. Does whatever a Spider-Tank does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a tank. Look out! He is a Spider-Tank!
Thursday, March 18, 2021
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Tuesday, March 16, 2021
Keyforge: Top 5 Saurian Reprints from Dark Tidings
Monday, March 15, 2021
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Friday, March 12, 2021
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Saturday, January 9, 2021
2 Dark Tidings Keyforge Spoilers!
Hello again fellow gamers, it's been a while! Quite a crazy past year. It was looking pretty doom and gloom for Keyforge but I am so encouraged and enthusiastic for the future now! First, we got an updated rulebook, which really should be enough for the doomsayers to know they are wrong. But then we got reports that the OP group is gearing up and excited about the future, and now, FFG has contacted content creators and given them spoilers for the new set, Dark Tidings! This is a very exciting time to be a Keyforge fan!
Yours truly was extremely thankful and excited to get an email from Evan Johnson, the Marketing Manager for Fantasy Flight Games, about the prospect of spoiling 2 cards from the new set. So thanks so much for thinking of me and giving me the opportunity to share this with the community!
So, the quickest of recaps: This fifth new set, Dark Tidings, is adding 250 new cards into the mix. There is a new House called the Unfathomable, Dis is rotating out to make room, a new mechanic called Tide (which we will get into later), and the concept of Evil Twin decks (we will also get into).
So, without further ado, let's get into it! Our first card today is Ol' Paddy!
Ol' Paddy, this moonlit beast fisherman, not relying on his animalistic instincts, but rather depending on good ol' fashioned Crucible ingenuity, is reaping for your opponent's creatures! He has a decent body, and I'm not just referring to that beautiful art! The ability is also very interesting. A Reap ability that lets me flat out destroy creatures? Yes please! I like that it can technically work even if the tide isn't with you. Since you will be discarding from your opponent, it is less likely you will be forced to destroy one of your own creatures, which is nice, but nonetheless you should be mindful this could backfire, especially if you share houses with your opponent and you have the tide! But either way, it's a pretty solid Reap ability to have. I am thankful in this instance that Dis is not in the set, because discarding creatures is something that Dis never minds. This guy is also an Evil Twin, which means that somewhere in the world, there is a deck with the more agreeable and morally attuned Paddy.
Here is our regular Ol' Paddy:
But that brings up a good point: "What does high/low tide mean again, and I need reminded as to what being an Evil Twin really means!"
I'm glad you asked, random citizen! As is mentioned in the Dark Tiding reveal article by FFG, the Tide mechanic works as follows: Each deck in Dark Tidings will come with a Tide card. It begins the game outside of play, but comes in as soon as either player raises the Tide. The Tide can be raised by either player simply by paying 3 chains as the Omni ability on the Tide card. It can also be raised by abilities on various cards found in Dark Tidings. Once in play, the tide will always be high for one player and low for the other. As is evident by Ol' Paddy, it can be useful to have high tide in your favor if you want to get the most out his Reap ability.
Ol' Paddy also mentions on his card that he is an Evil Twin. This is the new way that FFG is shaking up the deck-making algorithm of Keyforge. As FFG stated: "For example, you may open a deck that's entitled Speaker Domitia's Evil Twin. This deck is an exact copy of Speaker Domitia, a real deck that has been printed and can be found by another player out in the world. The crucial difference is that in an evil twin deck, many of your creatures look a little different."
As you can see by the Undagnathus example, they differ in both art, graphic design, and abilities! I think I prefer the evil twin in this case. That art is just too awesome!
But wait, again I hear from the crowds, the shout for justice: "You said 2 Dark Tidings Keyforge Spoilers!!! You have showed us but one! We demand restitution!"
That seems a bit extreme, but I guess I'll do what I said I'd do:
Oh my, that is some pretty art. This rare beast/ship amalgamation may start out as an Artifact, but in times of great need (and help from some Untamed crew), it can become quite the monster taunter. Time will tell how worth it it will be to exhaust your creatures rather than Reap or Fight, in order to get a creature with Taunt anywhere in your battle line. But I really like the theme of this card. In theory, you could get it quite huge as well. You do need a minimum of 1 Untamed creature to get this thing moving, but maybe it is worth it to protect a really important creature on your battle line. I just really love this art! The colors, the concept, everything! Although I do hope The Mysticeti is ok, I doubt it's simply balancing that boat on its head. Maybe it's just a fashionable and practical hat?
Well, I'm sorry to say that's all I have for you today. Write to your local congressman and voice your wishes for me to get more cards to spoil for you. If not, enjoy the many cards spoiled by all the amazing Keyforge content creators. I don't think I will be doing a running spoiler list, as I see that our friends over at Archon Arcana are already putting up quite a nice list. So check it out, I know I will. It will be a fun weekend and next week I'm sure. I'm so happy FFG is going this route in spoiling the new set with content creators. I really hope we get a nice steady stream of spoilers, unlike previous sets where we got a little trickle, and then dumped on thanks to a distributer breaking protocol. But I hope you join me in the excitement to come. New Keyforge is on the way, there is light at the end of the tunnel! Thank you so much for joining me and reading this far. Hopefully this will spark all of us to get back into the swing of things, and as always, happy gaming!
Monday, July 13, 2020
My Journey to Get More Healthy
Goals
For a while now, I have been unhappy with my physical health. Here are 10 little things that bothered me that I wanted to change. These are in no particular order:
1. I was always tired.
2. I didn't like the way I looked. I hated being so out of shape. I felt as though I was just helping the "gamer-bod" stereotype.
3. My wife told me I should do some exercise and try to get more healthy. Plus, I want to be more desirable for my wife as well.
4. I wanted to be a better role model for my boys.
5. My doctor told me to lose weight, and looking at any health chart I was considered "obese".
6. I have stomach issues. I have seen doctors about it, but they have never been able to diagnose me. I do know it is tied to what I eat though, and I knew that the more I eat, the worse it gets.
7. I ate way too much bad stuff. I was always eating snacks. I noticed how hypocritical of me it was when I would criticize my young sons for wanting and eating treats as often as they did, when I ate way more, frequently after they were in bed sleeping.
8. I am supposed to be an image bearer for Christ. The Bible talks about taking care of yourself, and I couldn't honestly say I was doing that. If anything, I was being self destructive.
9. I have issues with depression, and adding body issues only helped me stay in ruts longer.
10. I wanted to get back into sports, but I was in no shape to even start.
Routine
So I finally decided to try to get back in shape and hopefully lose some weight, feel healthier, and look better. I knew the most basic thing about getting healthy is simply to exercise more, and eat less. So that's where I decided to start. I was not interested in going to a gym, or spending exorbitant amounts of money. I wanted some small, simple life changes that could improve my life. I also figured that if I started small, it would be easier to get going and to continue to do it. I was inspired by those "Do 100 pushups a day" workouts I've seen around. That seemed possible to do. I decided I wanted to do 100 pushups a day and a good amount of crunches/situps as well as my bare minimum, and go from there. As my gym teachers could tell you, pushups were never my forte. That was always one of the hardest things for me to do for the Presidential Fitness Tests we had in school. I struggled to even do 10. So although 100 pushups sounds like a lot, if I can do them, starting slow and with few reps at a time, anyone can.
But first, let me tell you what my old routine was:
1. Exercise - I would play with the kids, but that would be it. And what I did, I hardly ran around, and mainly sat in a chair or on the ground and played little games that required no movement. I didn't play any sports anymore, partly because I recently had shoulder surgery, partly because money is tight, but also partly because I was lazy. Also the quarantine didn't help.
2. Eating - My diet was in the air and it consisted of anything and everything.
a. Breakfast -In the mornings I would eat a big bowl of cereal, with half the time it being some sugar infused kids cereal, so not very healthy. I would also frequently have coffee with a lot of creamer in it.
b. Lunch - I would usually eat some leftovers, and lots of them. I followed that frequently with a little sugar treat
c. Dinner - I would eat what my wife prepared for the family, but I would have huge portions and frequently go for seconds.
d. After dinner - At night after the kids went to bed, I would usually snack. Sometimes it was chips and cheese/salsa, almost always it was accompanied with sugar treats like candy left over from Halloween/Christmas/Easter/Guilt purchases, etc. I would eat a lot. I'm talking several candy bars or gummies, or a big bowl of ice cream.
e. Randomly throughout the day I would snack here and there. It wasn't consistent, but the little snack was always sugary.
d. All of this adds up to me getting tired when I brought groceries up the stairs for example. Well, getting tired when I did anything physical, really. I was 230 pounds, with most of it being unhealthy fat. I had no muscle tone, with the generic, dad-bod gut.
New Routine
This workout and regimen would be adhered to for 5 days a week, with me being "off" on weekends. No counting calories, no going to a gym, just keep it simple. I use 10 pound weights and a treadmill, but that's the extent of my collection that I use, lol:
1. 100 push-ups a day. I started out with sets of 10 because I didn't think I could do more.
2. 50 crunches per set of pushups, because building your core is healthy, and a good way to lose weight.
3. Curl 10 pound weights in sets of 10, after my push-ups.
4. Eat less - In general I wanted to cut back on the amount of food I ate, but also replace it with better food, and cut way down on the amount of treats I ate. Also, I wanted to drink more water.
a. Breakfast - A spoonful of peanut butter (for the protein) and a glass of water.
b. Lunch - Vegetables and fruit. It would vary as to the type carrots/broccoli/cauliflower/strawberries/apples/grapes), and I even allowed myself to have salad dressing with the veggies. Or, I would have scrambled eggs. More recently, instead of eggs, I decided on some oatmeal with flax seed (to help with stomach issues), cooked with vanilla protein powder mixed with water (to help with taste and to give some protein), and then sprinkle blueberries/raisins/dried cherries. Also, a glass of water.
c. Dinner - The dinner I didn't really change. My wife has tried to cook more healthy for us, and to do something other than what the rest of the family did would be too disruptive, so I just try to control my portions. I would have less food, not go for seconds, and also drink a glass of water with the meal.
d. Randomly throughout the day I would make sure I drank more water. I also chewed a lot of sugar-free gum. It was something my doctor told me to do, as it can help a lot with stomach issues. But it also helps curb an appetite in a pinch.
e. After I did my workout of push-ups and crunches, I would have a protein drink that was simply 2 cups of protein powder mixed in a glass of water. I really don't mind the taste, personally, and it helped keep my protein up which in turn would help my muscles recover, help with weight loss, and help curb my appetite.
f. Really cut out the snacks after the kids go to bed. The wife and I frequently watch TV or a movie together, so it was always really easy to snack. I didn't completely eliminate the snacks, but I cut it way down, and some nights I didn't have anything. I would chew my gum and drink my water.
After the first couple of weeks, I began to try and shorten the amount of time it took to do the workout by increasing the reps, as well as add in some cardio and more weight training. It has been very gradual. I have tried and stopped a number of things. Some things were dropped or changed due to it putting too much stress on my surgery shoulder, but others just haven't been kept up because of time constraints. The thing that has remained consistent has been the push-ups, crunches, and light weight curling.
One note, was that I had to change up how I did push-ups because it was hurting my shoulder. I had always done push-ups by having my arms be parallel with my shoulders, as in my arms at a 90 degree angle from my body. I changed it to a 45 degree angle, as that is a more proper technique I've read. That has made it much better and easier. Just food for thought in case you were like me.
As of this writing, I have worked up to this (changing it incrementally each week or so):
4 sets consisting of the following:
1. 25 push-ups
2. 100 crunches
3. 25 curls
On Mondays/Wednesdays/Fridays:
1. I have tried to add in some cardio by adding 1 lap on the treadmill to each set. With 4 sets this rounds up to a nice mile. I have been able to increase the speed in which I do the laps each week, and right now the total mile run is around 8 minutes (but remember I only do 1 lap at a time, so don't be too impressed, or think it is impossible for you).
2. I have also worked up to a set of 15 10-pound dumbell shoulder presses
3. A set of 20 tricep curls with the 10-pound weights. This one I've had to change form a couple of times because of the stress it has put on my shoulder. It probably means I'm not doing it right, but changing how I've done them has cut down on the pain.
Randomly and inconsistently:
I have tried a number of other exercises to target specific areas, but nothing has been added consistently. I'd be up for learning new and better techniques, and Youtube is helpful for looking up how to do things.
1. Leg Lifts
2. Squats
3. Wrist Lifts
4. Shoulder Shrugs with weights
5. Planks
Let's be real
Ok, the routine I laid out might be starting to sound like any routine you've read about, and quickly decided it wasn't for you. I know I read (typically in January), many such workout routines, and know that those kinds of New Years resolutions never seem to last. So let me be honest (which I feel is missing from most of those paid advertisement workouts):
1. I wasn't perfect. I had my routine, and I tried to adhere to it, but I wasn't perfect. I had dinners where I had seconds, or ate something completely unhealthy. There were nights where I snacked because I was going through a small bout of depression. Healthy meals were missed, extra workout things added were not done, snacks and sugar were eaten. When my family was going somewhere and we stopped at fast food, I ordered something. I went to the beach on vacation with my family and almost everything was thrown out the window for a full week. Life happens. You stumble on stuff like this. The important thing is to try. Get back onto it. It's not too late. When I got back from vacation I went back to my routine, even if it meant taking it a little more slowly since I was out of it for a week. It's ok. You are ok.
2. There are things I wish I would be doing more. I wish I did more cardio. I know that more cardio would mean being more healthy, and definitely more weight lost. But I hate cardio workouts. I always have. I could do it while playing sports because while you're playing, you don't notice it as much. And sometimes I can do cardio exercise while training for sports, because I want to do better. But just doing cardio throughout the day sounds awful for me. I don't understand those guys that just go for a run every day. So for me, I did single laps at a time. I listened to music while I ran so that it would distract me. I daydreamed while running so it would distract me. I figure even if I do just 1 mile, and split the laps up between sets, that's still forward progress. That's still good. Find something that works for you. Maybe you can do more cardio, I wish I did more. Maybe I'll find the discipline someday.
3. I wish I slept better. Some say that the most important thing when it comes to physical health is sleep. I think they say the average is 7-9 hours? I'm at 5-6, and it's disrupted sleep. I have trouble sleeping, sure. But the main thing is that I stay up late. I want to because I don't get time to myself or alone time with my wife until the kids go to sleep, and that whole process isn't done til like 9:30-10 at night. So unless I want to just go to sleep immediately when they do, if I want to do something I have to stay up. I would be doing better if I slept more, I know.
4. I still have depression. This comes as no surprise to people that have it, and I'm not as bad as many, but even having health doesn't mean that goes away. I still have bad days. But do I think my mental health is better since I started getting more healthy? Of course! Anything you can do to try and cut out the negative things that you dwell on during episodes will be better for you.
5. I don't know how much of this I will be able to keep up. That's always the catch for so many of these life changes. If it doesn't become habit, then you just go back to the rut. I think starting out small gives me a better chance at continuing. I can conceive of myself continuing on eating a more healthy breakfast from now on, at least on average. I think drinking more water and chewing gum is something that can be done long term. I think that doing 100 push-ups and 50-100 crunches with every set of push-ups is doable per day, especially if you keep it up. It doesn't take very long, especially when you've done it a bunch. I don't know if the cardio and the weight lifting will continue. I hope it does, but I doubt my schedule will allow to consistently work out for as many days as I can currently do. But I figure if I can continue to eat more healthy, and do even a little workout, I'll continue to make forward progress.
Results (Picture time!)
I apologize for the picture quality, I have never done this before and don't know what I'm doing, lol. I also didn't have a hard plan of what I wanted to do when I started this when it came to pictures.


I started this on May 15th. When I weighed myself I was 230 pounds. As of July 13th I am 210 pounds. I definitely have more energy. I don't know how to measure muscle gain, but I know I've gained muscle and tone. I think I look better. I still have a nice layer of fat over pretty much everything, and that will take a long time to get rid of, lol. I'm not sure I will ever be rid of it, but I am liking my progress. My abs are more tight and pronounced, and the same with my arms. I am actually getting back muscles around my shoulder blades, which I've never had before, so that's cool. My chest is also less saggy than it was. I'm unsure about how much more strength I have, as I have not been doing classical strength training, but I'm sure the pushups have helped. There are plenty of things where my shoulder hurts less than it did. Obviously, losing 20 pounds is really nice. I'd like to lose more. I am still considered to be overweight according to BMI and pretty much all standards, so it'd be nice to get that down some more. But forward progress!
So that is my journey so far. Thank you for lasting this long. I am proud of what I've accomplished so far, and hopeful that it will continue in the future. I wish you well in your health goals, and feel free to ask me any questions, or offer some tips! I'm always up for learning something new. Thanks again for reading, and happy gaming!











































